Cinematic anime clip, 20 seconds. Narrow London street at midday — bright clear sunshine, warm golde

Cinematic anime clip, 20 seconds. Narrow London street at midday — bright clear sunshine, warm golden daylight, brick walls, lamp posts, rubbish bins, newspaper stands, parked cars. MAIN CHARACTER 1 — ATHLETIC ASIAN MALE IN WHITE TANK TOP: Use uploaded character sheet. Always attacking, never pausing, reacts big to everything. MAIN CHARACTER 2 — AWKWARD MALE IN BROWN TWEED JACKET WITH RED TIE: Use uploaded character sheet. Completely calm, never scared, never knows he's in a fight, every item pulled out mid attack. 0:00–0:02 — Main character 1 charging with rubbish bin lid. Main character 2 dropping marbles casually. Main character 1 hitting them at full sprint — sliding violently into a parked car.
0:02–0:04 — Main character 1 grabbing traffic cone launching fastest combination. Main character 2 blowing party horn directly in his ear mid combination. Everything going off course. Main character 1 standing completely still eyes wide.
0:04–0:06 — Main character 1 swinging around lamp post launching flying kick. Main character 2 stepping aside to look at shop window at exact moment. Kick flying past completely. Main character 2 face pressed against glass unbothered.
0:06–0:08 — Main character 1 grabbing newspaper stand charging. Main character 2 pulling out enormous raw turkey. Main character 1's combination connecting with the turkey instead of main character 2. Main character 1 completely stunned.
0:08–0:10 — Main character 1 grabbing main character 2's collar furiously — SNAP. Mousetrap on both fingers from inside the jacket. Releasing instantly shaking hands in agony.
0:10–0:14 — Main character 1 charging one final time. Main character 2 pulling out deflated giant inflatable hammer inflating it slowly. Main character 1 slowing stopping staring confused. Hammer fully inflated. Main character 2 swinging it connecting perfectly. Main character 1 lifted completely off his feet landing flat on his back.
0:14–0:18 — Close up on main character 1 on the ground staring at the sky. Expression of a man who has never lost to an inflatable anything. Main character 2 placing small stuffed toy gently on his chest.
0:18–0:20 — Wide from above. Main character 2 walking away adjusting his tie. Main character 1 flat on the ground stuffed toy on his chest marbles scattered around him. Cel-shaded 3D anime, Unreal Engine quality, narrow London street midday bright sunshine throughout, bold flat color blocking, hard edge shadows, thick black outlines, film grain, orchestral score switching between action and comedy every impact hard every item silly sound effect building to inflatable hammer finale, camera switching constantly — never same angle twice — main character 1 always attacking never pausing, main character 2 always calm never scared, comedy escalating from frame one to last frame.