Cinematic photoreal fantasy comedy, warm golden afternoon light in a medieval cottage yard with a wo

Cinematic photoreal fantasy comedy, warm golden afternoon light in a medieval cottage yard with a wooden fence, a small wooden table with a teapot and a tea cup, wildflowers, floating dust in sunbeams, shallow depth of field, rich warm grade. @Image1 is the Queen: long silver-white hair with thin braids around the head, light violet eyes, flowing pale ice-blue silk chiffon gown with a deep V-neckline, silver dragon-scale belt, dragon-claw shoulder clasp and a high side slit. The gown is opaque, not see-through. Calm, confident, a little sarcastic. @Image2 is the Dragon: huge and fearsome, about 10 times bigger than the Queen, matte black scales with crimson undertones, glowing ember-orange cracks on the chest and throat, long curved black horns, spikes along the back, dark red wings, amber-gold eyes. It looks terrifying but acts lazy and loyal, curled up behind her like a giant house cat. The Knight: a clumsy young knight in shiny full plate armor with a big sword and a red cape, very dramatic. No watermark, no text, no logos. SHOT 1 (0:00-0:02.5) — Hook: The Charge • Low angle, handheld, fast: the Knight charges straight toward the camera at full speed, sword raised, cape flying, armor clanking. KNIGHT (shouting, heroic, English): "I'll save you, my lady!" SHOT 2 (0:02.5-0:05) — The Reveal • Wide shot: the Knight skids to a dramatic stop in the yard, pointing his sword. The Queen sits calmly at the small table holding a tea cup. The huge black Dragon lies curled behind her with its wings folded, its head resting on the ground next to her chair like a dog. SHOT 3 (0:05-0:08) — Save Me From What • Close-up: the Queen slowly sips her tea, then rolls her eyes. QUEEN (calm, sarcastic, English): "Save me... from what?" SHOT 4 (0:08-0:11) — The Beast • Medium shot: the Knight looks confused, then raises his sword higher and points at the Dragon. KNIGHT (dramatic, English): "From the beast!" Cut to close-up: the Dragon lazily opens one glowing amber eye, half-closed and bored. SHOT 5 (0:11-0:14) — Just A Little • Close-up: the Queen sighs, puts her cup down on the table and glances at the Dragon. QUEEN (sweet, English): "Sweetie... just a little." SHOT 6 (0:14-0:17) — Tiny Flame • Medium shot: the ember cracks on the Dragon's throat glow brighter, and it breathes a tiny, lazy puff of fire at the Knight. The flame touches his chest plate and his whole armor slowly glows bright red-hot. SHOT 7 (0:17-0:21) — Hot Armor Panic • EFFECT: slow-motion (about 50%) • Wide shot: the Knight jumps in the air, screams, slaps his glowing armor, hops around with steam pouring out, then runs away out of the yard and over the hill, smoking. KNIGHT (screaming, English): "Hot! Hot! Hot!" SHOT 8 (0:21-0:25) — Tea Time • Medium two-shot: the Queen picks up her tea cup again and calmly sips, watching him run. The Dragon blows a smug smoke ring from its nostrils. SHOT 9 (0:25-0:28) — High Five • Close-up: the Queen raises her palm, the Dragon gently touches it with the tip of its huge black claw. A tiny spark flies. SHOT 10 (0:28-0:30) — Plot Twist • Wide shot: a different, older knight in dented rusty armor with a helmet peeks over the wooden fence, sees the Dragon, freezes, and immediately runs away without a word. The Queen doesn't even look up from her tea. AUDIO: English dialogue as marked: the Knight's heroic shouting, the Queen's calm sarcastic voice, the Knight's screaming. Armor clanking, a deep lazy dragon breath, a soft flame whoosh, a sizzling hiss of hot metal, steam, a smug dragon snort, a tiny spark sound. Playful epic orchestral music that turns comedic, ending on a funny musical sting.