Cinematic anime clip, 20 seconds. Narrow London street at midday — bright clear blue sky, crisp midd

Cinematic anime clip, 20 seconds. Narrow London street at midday — bright clear blue sky, crisp midday sunshine, brick walls, lamp posts, rubbish bins, parked cars, passersby scattering. One location throughout. MAIN CHARACTER 1 — TALL HEAVYSET OLDER MALE, FAIR SKIN, SWEPT-BACK LIGHT BLONDE HAIR WITH SUBTLE ORANGE TINT, NARROW BLUE EYES, FULL ROUNDED FACE, NAVY BLUE SUIT, WHITE SHIRT, LONG BRIGHT RED TIE BELOW THE WAIST, AMERICAN FLAG PIN ON LEFT LAPEL. Always charging, pointing, yelling. Gets increasingly furious with every hit. MAIN CHARACTER 2 — AWKWARD MALE IN BROWN TWEED JACKET WITH RED TIE: Use uploaded character sheet. Completely calm. Never scared. Never knows he's in a fight. Every item pulled out mid attack. AUDIO: Intense orchestral score switching between action and comedy. Every impact hard. Every item silly sound effect. Building to turkey finale. 0:00–0:01 — Low pavement angle. Main character 1 charging full speed, pointing dramatically. Main character 2 reaching into jacket. 0:01–0:03 — Wide side then close up face. Main character 2 pulls out golf club, swings — connects with main character 1's face mid charge. Head snaps sideways. Main character 1 stops dead. 0:03–0:04 — Close up main character 1. Eyes spinning. Hair flopped over face. Pure fury. 0:04–0:06 — Wide side then close up impact. Main character 1 charging again. Main character 2 pulls out enormous hamburger, swings — connects with face. Burger explodes across suit and face. Ketchup everywhere. 0:06–0:07 — Close up main character 1. Burger bun on head. Ketchup dripping. Pointing furiously. 0:07–0:09 — Wide side then low angle then close up. Main character 1 charging. Main character 2 pulls out frying pan — main character 1 connects face first. Massive CLANG. Face denting flat cartoon style. 0:09–0:10 — Close up main character 1. Face flat. Slowly popping back. Eyes crossed. 0:10–0:13 — Wide above then ground level then close up face. Main character 1 diving forward. Main character 2 picks up large round silver steel bucket — throws it directly at main character 1 mid charge. Bucket connects hard, red paint exploding everywhere. Main character 1 on pavement. Looks at hands — red. Looks at suit — red. Dripping. Horror. 0:13–0:15 — Medium side then close up face. Main character 1 yelling from ground getting up. Main character 2 pulls out water pistol, fires steady stream into face. Red paint washing off. Hair flat and soaked. 0:15–0:16 — Wide side. Main character 1 back on feet, charging one final time. Main character 2 pulls out enormous raw Christmas turkey, holds it at chest height. 0:16–0:17 — Wide side. Main character 1 at full sprint — head goes straight through turkey cavity. Completely stuck. Stops dead. 0:17–0:19 — Wide then medium then low. Main character 1 stumbling wildly — lamp post, parked car, spinning in circles. Turkey on head. Suit destroyed. 0:19–0:20 — Low pavement angle. Main character 1 falls hard onto pavement. Arms drop. Turkey still on head. Cut on impact. Cel-shaded 3D anime, Unreal Engine quality, narrow London street midday bright clear blue sky throughout, bold flat color blocking, hard edge shadows, thick black outlines, vibrant saturated colors, film grain, orchestral score every impact hard every item silly sound effect building to turkey finale, CRITICAL — absolutely no slow motion at any point, every impact full normal speed cuts immediately, no speed ramping no slowdown, camera switching every timestamp never same angle twice — wide above, medium side, low pavement, close ups on faces and items — main character 1 always navy suit red tie american flag pin blonde hair enormous reactions, main character 2 always uploaded sheet completely calm every item pulled out mid attack, ends on impact no empty space.